Happy Birthday! Here's an edible symbol of your own mortality! Except it's not actually edible, because it's a plush. That's probably also symbolic of something. Hmm. Let's try it again.
You're a year further away from the date of your birth! Here's cake! So much cake. Lots of cake. ALL OF THE CAKE!!
15(w) x 14(d) x 16(h) inches. stuffed with all new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!
