Squishable Comfort Food Ketchup

What's your preferred ketchup vessel? A classic glass bottle? A diner-style squeeze tube? A little paper cup? A plastic packet?

A giant vat you can just dive into? Yeah, those are all pretty cool, but allow me to suggest this one instead. Just as red, with less mess.

9(w) x 9(d) x 11(h) inches. Stuffed with all new polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!